Wheel

local Wheel = {
    "get cancer from a t-34 md5 or md8 round",
    "NEED FOR CALCULATORS",
    "IT MUST BE THE MIMIC'S WORK",
    "aah tea for 2 heavy weapons guy my employers have grown rather fond of their anime girls and uhhmm- wait! [car sounds]",
    "double it and pass it to the next person",
    "miner deez nutz",
    "kill a butterfly during the morning challenge",
    "HISI NUKE WAND HISI NUKE WAND"
}

math.randomseed(os.time() % 100)

print(Wheel[math.random(#Wheel)])