Hello, how's it going? Not too bad, but I'm a little worried about the increase of goblins these days. Don't worry, I'll kill them. Hello, how's it going? How can I help you? Do you want to trade? No, I have nothing I wish to get rid of. If you want to do some trading, there are plenty of shops and market stalls around though. I'm in search of a quest. Man I'm sorry I can't help you there. I'm in search of enemies to kill. I've heard there are many fearsome creatures that dwell under the ground... Hello, how's it going? Get out of my way, I'm in a hurry! Hello, how's it going? I'm fine, how are you? Very well thank you. Hello, how's it going? Hello there! Nice weather we've been having. Hello, how's it going? I'm very well thank you. Hello, how's it going? Who are you? I'm a bold adventurer. Ah, a very noble profession. Hello, how's it going? Do I know you? I'm in a hurry! Hello, how's it going? I think we need a new king. The one we've got isn't very good.I'm Hello, how's it going? Not too bad thanks. Hello, how's it going? Are you asking for a fight? NPC attacks you Hello, how's it going? I'm busy right now. Hello, how's it going? Hello. Hello, how's it going? I'm in search of a quest. I'm sorry I can't help you there. Hello, how's it going? None of your business. Hello, how's it going? I'm in search of enemies to kill. I've heard there are many fearsome creatures that dwell under the ground... Hello, how's it going? How can I help you? No, I have nothing I wish to get rid of. If you want to do some trading, there are plenty of shops and market stalls around though. Hello. Excuse me! Oh sorry, what did I do? Can't you see I'm on the toilet? Wait a minute... a toilet? Yeah. A toilet. Riiiight. Oh, man, you didn't wipe your hands? Get over it. HALT! Who goes there? Don't worry, I'm not going to cause trouble. Don't worry, I'm not going to cause trouble. But you shouldn't be here - be off with you! I was going anyway. I am [Player] the Mighty! I am [Player] the Mighty! Mighty? You look like another of those silly adventurers who thinks they're the bee's knees just because they've done a few lousy quests! Well it sounds better than sitting on this rooftop all day looking at trees! I'll have you know it's a very important job guarding this jail! If anyone comes sneaking in here to mess around with the prisoners, the lads downstairs will make mincemeat of them, and I'll be here to pick them off if they try to escape. You mean people aren't meant to be able to shoot the prisoners in the cells? Yes, that's right. Okay, it's been nice talking to you. No-one, there's no-one here. No-one, there's no-one here. What? I can see you! No, you're just imagining it. Perhaps you've been up here in the sun for too long? So who am I talking to? Oh dear, you've started talking to yourself. That's a common sign that you're going mad! But... but... you're standing right there... Maybe you should leave him alone now.