using System;
using System.IO;
using System.Linq;
class MainClass {
static void Main() {
Random random = new Random();
int bookTitleNumber = random.Next(1,66);
int bookNumber1 = random.Next(1,41);
int bookNumber2 = random.Next(1,128);
int scriptNumber = random.Next(1,14);
int scriptureListingCount = 620; //change when updating scripture.txt
int scriptSelNum1 = random.Next(1,scriptureListingCount - 1);
int scriptSelNum2 = random.Next(1,scriptureListingCount - 1);
int scriptSelNum3 = random.Next(1,scriptureListingCount - 1);
int scriptSelNum4 = random.Next(1,scriptureListingCount - 1);
int scriptSelNum5 = random.Next(1,scriptureListingCount - 1);
int scriptSelNum6 = random.Next(1,scriptureListingCount - 1);
int scriptSelNum7 = random.Next(1,scriptureListingCount - 1);
int scriptSelNum8 = random.Next(1,scriptureListingCount - 1);
int scriptSelNum9 = random.Next(1,scriptureListingCount - 1);
int scriptSelNum10 = random.Next(1,scriptureListingCount - 1);
int scriptSelNum11 = random.Next(1,scriptureListingCount - 1);
int scriptSelNum12 = random.Next(1,scriptureListingCount - 1);
int scriptSelNum13 = random.Next(1,scriptureListingCount - 1);
int scriptSelNum14 = random.Next(1,scriptureListingCount - 1);
int scriptSelNum15 = random.Next(1,scriptureListingCount - 1);
int scriptSelNum16 = random.Next(1,scriptureListingCount - 1);
int scriptSelNum17 = random.Next(1,scriptureListingCount - 1);
int scriptSelNum18 = random.Next(1,scriptureListingCount - 1);
int scriptSelNum19 = random.Next(1,scriptureListingCount - 1);
int scriptSelNum20 = random.Next(1,scriptureListingCount - 1);
int scriptSelNum21 = random.Next(1,scriptureListingCount - 1);
int scriptSelNum22 = random.Next(1,scriptureListingCount - 1);
int scriptSelNum23 = random.Next(1,scriptureListingCount - 1);
int scriptSelNum24 = random.Next(1,scriptureListingCount - 1);
int scriptSelNum25 = random.Next(1,scriptureListingCount - 1);
int scriptSelNum26 = random.Next(1,scriptureListingCount - 1);
int scriptSelNum27 = random.Next(1,scriptureListingCount - 1);
int scriptSelNum28 = random.Next(1,scriptureListingCount - 1);
int scriptSelNum29 = random.Next(1,scriptureListingCount - 1);
int scriptSelNum30 = random.Next(1,scriptureListingCount - 1);
int scriptSelNum31 = random.Next(1,scriptureListingCount - 1);
int scriptSelNum32 = random.Next(1,scriptureListingCount - 1);
int scriptSelNum33 = random.Next(1,scriptureListingCount - 1);
int scriptSelNum34 = random.Next(1,scriptureListingCount - 1);
int scriptSelNum35 = random.Next(1,scriptureListingCount - 1);
int scriptSelNum36 = random.Next(1,scriptureListingCount - 1);
int scriptRep = random.Next();
int bookListingCount = 66;
string bookTitle = File.ReadLines("book.txt").Skip(bookTitleNumber).Take(bookTitleNumber).First();
string bookNumRefOne = bookNumber1.ToString();
string bookNumRefTwo = bookNumber2.ToString();
string[] scriptureA = new string[37];
scriptureA[1] = File.ReadLines("scripture.txt").Skip(scriptSelNum1).Take(1).First();
scriptureA[2] = File.ReadLines("scripture.txt").Skip(scriptSelNum2).Take(1).First();
scriptureA[3] = File.ReadLines("scripture.txt").Skip(scriptSelNum3).Take(1).First();
scriptureA[4] = File.ReadLines("scripture.txt").Skip(scriptSelNum4).Take(1).First();
scriptureA[5] = File.ReadLines("scripture.txt").Skip(scriptSelNum5).Take(1).First();
scriptureA[6] = File.ReadLines("scripture.txt").Skip(scriptSelNum6).Take(1).First();
scriptureA[7] = File.ReadLines("scripture.txt").Skip(scriptSelNum7).Take(1).First();
scriptureA[8] = File.ReadLines("scripture.txt").Skip(scriptSelNum8).Take(1).First();
scriptureA[9] = File.ReadLines("scripture.txt").Skip(scriptSelNum9).Take(1).First();
scriptureA[10] = File.ReadLines("scripture.txt").Skip(scriptSelNum10).Take(10).First();
scriptureA[11] = File.ReadLines("scripture.txt").Skip(scriptSelNum11).Take(10).First();
scriptureA[12] = File.ReadLines("scripture.txt").Skip(scriptSelNum12).Take(10).First();
scriptureA[13] = File.ReadLines("scripture.txt").Skip(scriptSelNum13).Take(10).First();
scriptureA[14] = File.ReadLines("scripture.txt").Skip(scriptSelNum14).Take(10).First();
scriptureA[15] = File.ReadLines("scripture.txt").Skip(scriptSelNum15).Take(10).First();
scriptureA[16] = File.ReadLines("scripture.txt").Skip(scriptSelNum16).Take(10).First();
scriptureA[17] = File.ReadLines("scripture.txt").Skip(scriptSelNum17).Take(10).First();
scriptureA[18] = File.ReadLines("scripture.txt").Skip(scriptSelNum18).Take(10).First();
scriptureA[19] = File.ReadLines("scripture.txt").Skip(scriptSelNum19).Take(10).First();
scriptureA[20] = File.ReadLines("scripture.txt").Skip(scriptSelNum20).Take(10).First();
scriptureA[21] = File.ReadLines("scripture.txt").Skip(scriptSelNum21).Take(10).First();
scriptureA[22] = File.ReadLines("scripture.txt").Skip(scriptSelNum22).Take(10).First();
scriptureA[23] = File.ReadLines("scripture.txt").Skip(scriptSelNum23).Take(10).First();
scriptureA[24] = File.ReadLines("scripture.txt").Skip(scriptSelNum24).Take(10).First();
scriptureA[25] = File.ReadLines("scripture.txt").Skip(scriptSelNum25).Take(10).First();
scriptureA[26] = File.ReadLines("scripture.txt").Skip(scriptSelNum26).Take(10).First();
scriptureA[27] = File.ReadLines("scripture.txt").Skip(scriptSelNum27).Take(10).First();
scriptureA[28] = File.ReadLines("scripture.txt").Skip(scriptSelNum28).Take(10).First();
scriptureA[29] = File.ReadLines("scripture.txt").Skip(scriptSelNum29).Take(10).First();
scriptureA[30] = File.ReadLines("scripture.txt").Skip(scriptSelNum30).Take(10).First();
scriptureA[31] = File.ReadLines("scripture.txt").Skip(scriptSelNum31).Take(10).First();
scriptureA[32] = File.ReadLines("scripture.txt").Skip(scriptSelNum32).Take(10).First();
scriptureA[33] = File.ReadLines("scripture.txt").Skip(scriptSelNum33).Take(10).First();
scriptureA[34] = File.ReadLines("scripture.txt").Skip(scriptSelNum34).Take(10).First();
scriptureA[35] = File.ReadLines("scripture.txt").Skip(scriptSelNum35).Take(10).First();
scriptureA[36] = File.ReadLines("scripture.txt").Skip(scriptSelNum36).Take(10).First();
string scripture = string.Join("", scriptureA);
//string scripture = File.ReadLines("scripture.txt").Skip(scriptNumber).Take(10).First();
Console.WriteLine("Pastor Nickelpenny opens up the HOLY PHONEBOOK to the book of " + bookTitle + " " + bookNumRefOne + ":" + bookNumRefTwo + " and says '" + scripture + "'");
}
}
Dreamcast
Kratom I
Kratom II
Powerup
Hyperzone
Cartridge
A4 Paper
Used Condom
Cum
CD Burner I
CD Burner II
Lunato
Beyer
Violence
Liqour Cabinet
rule34.paheal.net
Russia
Garry's Mod I
Garry's Mod II
Garry's Mod III
Garry's Mod IV
Collins
Goonplanet
Paintball
Anime
J.C. Denton
Paul Denton
Wireframe
Moped Theft
Skateboards
Gay Vanguard
Portals
Crackrock
Landline
Infoplayer
Fodmilk
Satphone
Paste
LSD
LARPers
BigNatty
Stickpage
Geocities
Scientologists
Blastzone
Cheesehead
Parys
Cornbread
Gunstar Heroes
Apple Cider Vinegar
Black People
Spray Paint
CCTV
Subway I
Subway II
Scented Markers
AE-86
Powdered Gravy
Oddysey
Smoke
NATO Rounds
Fatty
How to Die... Right
The Secret
VINMO 50 DOLLARS
Card Joke
//not used
fodkicked
yes
no
yes!
no!
yes...
no...
fodmilk
wireframe
sex
baby
mouth
boomer
insurance
food
nutrition
cummy
faggy
fag
faggot
cummie
your favorite
*ke-ke*
choke
you out
new name
AKA
cummy-dex
pimbler
penis
boomer goggles
fucking dogs
is ok
it's big news
funky
tradegy
yartz
baby boy
baby girl
...
?
??
???
????
!
!!
!!!
!!!!
!!!!!
cyber chat
boner
hitler
boner kebab
trump
isn't my
president
autism
aspergers
cyberbully
cyberviolence
refrigerator
is walking
pedosexual
acceptance
mom
dad
mommy
daddy
stepmom
stepdad
stepdaddy
divorce
grandma's ashes
turf
safe space
dummy
lit
dickcheese
fondue
rick
and
mortician
seafloor
orgy
cosplay
rape
hamburger
jesus was
infinite
blessed
down for
dementia
ethical
scientology
monster energy
jewish
lime green
timberlands
abort
nigerians
ski club
hoes
english
extremist
latin
russia
russian
serbian
serbia
radical centrist
pogrom
muslim
unveiling
micropenis
2000's
goth
girlfriend
GF
boyfriend
BF
unloved
orphan
sewage
orphan
anus
anal
prolapse
los angeles
tuggy scrungos
barmitzfah
affair
chinese
support group
couple of
beans
fake dad
500
radical
waking up
Slideshow king
hello
corpse
furry
terrorism
sega dreamcast
prayer
wireframe
muhammed
big stroke
today
grandad
apple liquor
apple cum
macross
texan drugs
texas
drugs
peppermint
cigar
ULTIMATE
BATTLE
VIOLENCE
FIGHT
STANCE
KICK
PUNCH
BLOCK
GUARD
COUNTER
TIME-UP
KNIFE
SWORD
PEACE
WORLD
GUN
faberge
condom
septic tank
sandwich
*wink wink*
dentist
deepthroat
(male)
deep state
tax dollars
female (male)
super-gay
my other boyfriend
brain damaged
daddy
xenon
headlights
english (muslim)
my wife's son
real ting aye
my hubby's daughter
county cum
slip n slide
9/11 sequel
hick hop
is good
*rubs juice*
plastic chair
rant the war on
terry
bus
enthusiast
*brrrrrat*
*brap*
*brat*
*brak*
*brrratt*
fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
fart connoisseur
child site
bitchcard
we never want to
see you sad
or in pain
the best thing about
the first time i've
it's not a
baby zebra
porn
i want to be
i just got
chinese
gutter oil
we need to an
pregnant
enchilada
xenoestrogen
soy sauce
free
life ruining advice
i stand for
Israel
lil'
monk
twink
twank
twunk
X-COM
Monsanto
DICKSEX
Inc.
nintendo
healthcare
bequeath
my balls
3D Printed
Tylenoll
autistic sperg
Self Driving
Ambulance Pile Up
No matter how you look at it,
masturbation 𝐼𝑆 a sin
dog brains
anime
push up contest
yummy
cyanide
fish fucker
faglord
evanjellyon
overrated
Phillips screwdriver
uhhnnnn
deus ex
ah ah ai
alexia,
execute
my child
ok google,
deficate
cyber security
deposit box
firework dildo
ironic
self-loathing
X and Y chromosomes
transexual
fantasy
ADL
NAACP
Giggidy
Family Peter
daddy's pee pee
:3
;]
;0
:O
>:[
*balls*
liposuction
percoset
addiction
cheeseheads
gamer optics
gaming keyboard
gaming
gamer
gamed
ᶦᵐ ᶦⁿˢᵉᶜᵘʳᵉ
fellas
im making
the worlds
spiciest ramen
rn
truely epic
says
said
oingo boingo
Cousin Gertrude
little girls
this is my
female me OC
futa
when I plains walked
white skin with
brown fur
horny,
video game universes
boobs, tits, pussy,
yuri
reactions from girls
hate crime
family of assholes
captain of the Big Ass
~teleporting to other dimensions.~
bald lawyer miserable
weed
weed injection
Smegma
SWAT
choctow bingo
Timewise
Peachwad
Loaf of bread
9th dimension traveller
Say it with a
sneable
I like
cats,
if you harm them...
I will fucking find you...
and I will destroy you
hot and steamy
cutlery
badabing badaboom
zombo
23 skidoo
skedaddle
ringworm
adventure
so then i
so then she
so there i was when
so then he
and i said
and she said
and he said
...or something like that
...if i remember correctly,
...i think
quaker oats III: arena
sweat hog
it's time to
face the
music
You messin' with
my queers,
fat boy?
cold just isn't
as good as they
used to be
manlet rage
incel rage
take large amounts of
brainforce
two in the
three in the
is worth
in the hand
in my ass
cotton picking
sissy fisting
bill gates
brainwash
sunday night
felching
friday night
saturday night
drip
puddle
leak
World of
in the land of
in between
#yolo
badass
hell yeah
splurt
popped
pop
gamer moment
gook
chink
spic
the smell of crushed ants
openly
Adam Sandler's Click
spiraling
herpes zoster
coming out
Adam Sandler's Clit
inside of him
inside of me
remote
universal
universal remote
David Duke
rusty cunt
Darkness shadow
eyepatch
wolf
glory hole
MILF
Invisible robot GAY
maxillianmus
wikipedia article
of racial slurs
weird
god's chosen
race
NASCAR
dego
wop
okie
country music
nazi
quadroon
MK ULTRA
mulatto
arabian steve carrell
John le Fucker
dink
dothead
UFO
gaijin
gaining
mass
cultivating
emperor
jim crow
kimchi
fat
stupid
eightball
darkie
toothpaste
nigg*r
soap
bootleg
movie free
plastic paddy
porch money
raghead
roundeye
numale
paradise
kids these days
Salò
liveleaks
get off my
magical
negro
cum!
came!
cumming!
gushing!
gushed!
squirt!
Manos
: The hands of fate
fairy
god
slave
hinterland
moorish american
paranormal
wetback
ghosts
fleshlight
prostate
asshole
ass
massage
friko braun
fodcom
ben lunato
Rosie O'Donnell
glowing
cia niggers
Activia
Diarrhea
yo
now that's what i call
damage control
xD
xd
:D
:d
chairman
king
sideshow
CEO
executive
radical
faboulous
BIG
BIG
BIG
jjjjjjjjjj
letter
number
1
2
3
4
5
10
25
50
100
1000
uno!
bingo !
spasm
shadow
$$$
%
&
@
~~~
OwO
O.o
what's this
yiff
furry
furcon
fursuit
murr
church
FUN CHURCH
sans
undertale
retarded skeleton
;_;
-_-
bean
ben lunato
bin laden
ghostboyo
samass
fodcom
damien
fodpod
foddiet
dear diary,
friko braun
fried_kooch
comdex
kevintime
parysk
IRH
god's liqour cabinet
tau-9
heart attack
wifihermit
gabe beyer
donglynog
macross
FODPUKE
socks
panties
comfy
-com
sadworld
noah munck
gibby
icarly
queen
9/11
sequel
family guy 3
pappy
mammy
minions
c#
minecraft mod
D
F#
go
pounded
pound
overweight
meat
vegan
twinky
thin
anerexic
OCD
tourettes
CUM!!!!!!!!!
poppy
deagle
buy round
Why don't you
suck my dick now,